there’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
Ansel Elgort and Dylan O’Brien in the green room at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards.
spongebob has been so engraved into my mind that when i’m on my deathbed and i’m classified as comatose and braindead my heartrate will flatline i’ll mumble and everyone will come close to me to hear my miracle induced last words and i’ll just say ‘no this is patrick’ because these references are so pressed into my biological functions that the final spastic nerve impulses surging through my body can trigger them
just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
peter capaldi is a blessing on this world
Oh god I was so worried about this too
The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.
that is brilliant news what are you talking about
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
Selected works from Natalya Lobanova.